| ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. |
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am i psychotic?
| You Are 80% Psychic |
 You are so very psychic. But you already predicted that, didn't you? You have "the gift" - and you use it daily to connect with others. You're very tapped into the world around you... Just make sure to use your powers for good! |
aku kembali menghantui hidup aku sendiri
Dah lebih setaun aku tak blogging..huhu..tetibe lak time exam nih tangan aku rase cam gatal-gatal jer nak click sane sini..dan tetibe aku terclick kat blog aku nih...aku nyesal gak delete blg nih taun lepas..tapi sekrang aku gumbire gilerrrr dapat publish balik blog nih..huahuahua...
aku rase gembire sangat..lebih gembire dari tengok citer transformer atau citer thunder cat mase bebudak dulu...tapi walopun aku berjaye republish blog aku nih..sume gambo2 dah hilang..huhu..tapi lantak dier ar nak ilang ker tak ilang..yang penting blog aku tak ilang...yeehaaa
P/S walo apepun...aku masih seorang 'penaip yang malas'
aku rase gembire sangat..lebih gembire dari tengok citer transformer atau citer thunder cat mase bebudak dulu...tapi walopun aku berjaye republish blog aku nih..sume gambo2 dah hilang..huhu..tapi lantak dier ar nak ilang ker tak ilang..yang penting blog aku tak ilang...yeehaaa
P/S walo apepun...aku masih seorang 'penaip yang malas'
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